So much joy, so much trouble


From [工口堂](http://www.moeu.net/) via [est](http://blog.est.im/)

Forget sports. Forget ESPN. All man just want such stuff in 3D

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From [Photo Journal of Wall Street Journal](http://blogs.wsj.com/photojournal/2010/01/08/pictures-of-the-week-jan-3-jan-9/ “”)

夜黑得浓重。

那姐儿便对那汉子道：“不如趁那班憨子远了，赶紧找一处打尖。传得这岭上出了只白额吊睛的大虫，专害往来旅客性命。”那汉子沉吟少许，却悄悄窥那姐儿，脸上兀的早见了两片绯红，心下已有三分明了，便缓缓道：“但遵姐姐吩咐便了。”于是二人复抖擞精神，紧束靴袜，向山上紧赶了一程。远远的望见一处火光，却不是个店怎地？汉子连忙将腰刀藏好，赶步上前，笃笃地只顾叩门。小二跑将出来，见是个书生模样的汉子，后面远远的伫着个大户人家模样的俏姐儿，心道：“莫问鸳鸯，不欺僧道。准是悖道书生携了这姐做个私奔。我且做个顺水人情。”又听得那姐儿缓缓上前道“银子决计不亏与你个“便更添了几分欢喜，竟安排上房与这对儿住了。

才进得房间，汉子便抽出手机，霍地关掉。那姐儿讶道：“恁地为何？“ 汉子道：“只怕是走漏了风声，引来官兵累到姐姐。“那姐闻说如此，也自去关了手机。看官到此，自然明了那汉子自是北大男，那姐儿便是北大女了。闲话休叙。单说北大府不见了大男大女，活脱脱的急煞一个人！道是哪位？便是那北大府总兵富尔莫。富总兵正为去年失掉生辰纲一事百般无奈，唯恐高太尉抓到自己不是，借题发挥，却偏偏撞得个学生走失。于是整点兵马，并晓喻周遭州县衙，尽发河北沧州一带健卒捕快，风扫落叶般搜查灵山。这边又委经事的家将轱辘着拨打大男大女手机。关了机的，哪里寻他着？这一干搜山的将校又不得甚好处，于是跑将上山又原路下来，如是者三，没甚作耍处，下来的都说不曾寻见。这番劳累了一宿，只得黑脸对白脸，大眼瞪小眼，回去厚着面皮挨顿处骂便了。只是这富总兵十分懊恼。

翌日，忽有入报，但说已然联络到了大男大女，二人想是耍得没甚兴味，便都索性开了手机。富总兵于是长吁一口气，也算是个惊魂罢。

Via 和菜头：[【转载】北大“关机嘿休门”事件完整版](http://www.hecaitou.net/?p=6773 “【转载】北大“关机嘿休门”事件完整版”)

Read more on [FT](http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/7b184c42-fa2b-11de-beed-00144feab49a.html “ESPN 3D now”) (might need registration to view).

But I’m not in the mood to buy an expensive TV now, or I am? At least I would then flashforward the stupidly-plotted Avatar without anxiety related to the restroom.

The call girl blogger Belle de Jour is one studying developmental neurotoxicology and cancer epidemiology!

Read more on [Guardian](http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/nov/15/belle-de-jour-blogger-prostitute “guardian”)

[Chris Jordan](http://chrisjordan.com/) photographed the debris of dead albatross chicks, and the photos are extremely astonishing.

You can see from the below or at [Chris' site](http://chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=11)






Via [Jandan](http://jandan.net/2009/10/18/midway-atoll.html)


Via [1416](http://renyue.ofpix.com/1856.html “1416 Classroom”)



View more at [Tianya](http://www.tianya.cn/techforum/content/14/781793.shtml “Tianya”)

No PS, just painting. Click on the link below to see
vikrm’s post

[Entire Cycle](http://www.beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/photos-of-cervix/ “Entire Cycle”). It might be NSFW.

via [Boingboing](http://www.boingboing.net)